brandy. Bulb burns out, of course, only one in the room (SSSR!). Cause someone there, someone came, replaced the light bulb burnt out on the table and left. A mathematician, under the influence of brandy fumes issue: – Did you know that if light bulb in his mouth, then pull back will not happen? Both physics in one voice: – It can not be, once included, it should be in and out! And one of them sticks his light bulb in his mouth. It is certainly not out (tested fact!). Pause. Cause the taxi ride to the trauma center. Come under the concerned taxi driver's views.

Come. Nurse trying to explain what was happening, she does not understand, show the victim. Pick up a nurse, shuddering in the throes. muscles either overloaded, or something else, but after 30-40 minutes will be all right. Get out, get in a taxi. A second physician, thoughtfully: – It can not byt.Zasovyvaet light bulb in his mouth. Unwrap the car ride back to the trauma center, pumped nurse, go to a surgeon, learn a lot of flattering asshole, suyuschih bulb in his mouth, take a light bulb, go back.

The taxi driver looks sideways at two Bunglers in the back seat and asks the mathematics that they say. That explains, showing a light bulb. The taxi driver did not believe, check … Unfold the car ride to the trauma center. Sister did not even try to pump out. Go to a surgeon, he had already quietly doing what is necessary and breaks a light bulb with the words: – And I'm up all night of you lamp will get! They're coming back. Troubled by a traffic cop, goes to the driver, he can say nothing – his mouth open and not closed. The only speaker – a mathematician, but drunk as a lord. Dialogue: – And where are you these imbitsilov you taking? – What imbitsily?? Doctors and everything else. Explains what it is. Policeman looked thoughtfully, and went to his booth. In the booth lights go out. It turns out a traffic cop, opens the back door of the taxi and asked to move characters. Sticking out of his mouth base bulb. Unwrap the car ride to the trauma center. Sister from behind the counter did not even rise. Immediately go to a surgeon. The door is closed, knock and the door opens the surgeon with a wide-open and keep healthbars from closing his mouth …